Funny Valentines Day Quotes

Wednesday, January 22, 2014
Humor is the best way to win your lover’s heart. Valentine Day is the best day to show someone your love and care. You can even use your humor to attract the person towards you.

Lovers live long together sharing everything even humor. Humor is the key which can maintain a relationship for a long time. With mixing of your love and humor make your valentine amazingly special for your beloved.

Funny Valentines Day Quotes

Here we are sharing some of the selected funny valentine day quotes. Hope you like them and will try out while being with your beloved.

Top Funny Valentines Day Quotes:

  • The thirst people have because they want a Valentine.
  • I wanted to make it really special on Valentine's Day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV. 
  • Love is like heaven, but it can hurt like hell.
  • I'm single because I was born that way.
  • If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
  • Happy Valentines to all the couples out there, may your love last forever... And to all the single people out there, may your batteries last forever...
  • If you feel sad that you stay alone during Valentine‘s day, just remember that nobody loves you on any of those other 355 days of the year.
  • I need to fell in love, because I haven’t had any problems for a long time. Happy February 14th!
  • Valentine’s Day is for couples. All singles can enjoy themselves for rest of 364 days of the year.
  • Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart.
  • Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket or a holding pattern over Philadelphia.
  • Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.
  • When I think of Valentine's Day, I don’t usually think of a flying toddler shooting me in the butt with arrows.
  • Three things can't be hidden: coughing, poverty, and love!
  • It is impossible to love and be wise!
  • Money can’t buy love, but it improves your bargaining position.
Valentines Day Quote Funny

Nothing is more special than falling in love. Sharing your love with someone is the most awesome moments of one’s life. So why not fill those moments with humor as well.

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